January 2010
ATTENTION
I am going to be selling an incredible amount of clothes on ebay soon. So make an ebay and paypal account if you don’t already have one and would like to help me clean my closet/have money to eat.
I haven’t spent time with any friends in over a month. I’m completely losing it.
I just finished my cereal and was letting nugget finish the milk like I always do and I realized I didn’t take my multivitamin so I took the milk back and sipped it. I didn’t think of how disgusting that was until five seconds after it happened.
I currently have “darkest brown” hair dye on my head. For those of you who don’t know me my hair has been red since 7th grade. I’m panicking.
Can anyone explain to me why I end up throwing up every time I take my multivitamin in the morning?
“I’ve memorized all the fish in the sea
I’ve memorized each opportunity strangled
and I remember awakening one morning
and finding everything smeared with the color of forgotten love
and I’ve memorized
that too”
—Charles Bukowski
Today in my clinical psych seminar it struck me that I’m graduating in a couple months. It’s difficult to feel happiness and relief when you’re panicking so badly deep down.
My septum ring and nose ring just got tangled together inside my nostril. Absolutely horrifying.
Today I got a manicure/pedicure and a 120 min pomegranate massage. $300 later I smell like a gigantic pomegranate and I’m all ready for isolation. Bye.
I just saw uncle Rico in uncommon objects in Austin. Win. He was buying a vintage piano and smiled at me.
If amazing was a young bitch,
I’m going to jail cause I’m fucking amazing.
hardlygolden asked: YOU'RE THE SEXIEST LADY EVER I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE FACE AND SNUGGLE WITH YOUR CATS. AT THE SAME TIME.
“No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s...”
HEY MADDIE. Remember when we lived together and you walked in the living room and I was watching a lil Wayne video and sitting a few inches away from the tv?
I SAW HIM LIVE LAST NIGHT. And I was so close that I could see his teeth sparkling and I could read his tattoos. Also saw the entire young money family perform with him at the end. Win. Life is complete.
3 of my fingers are broken
Don’t ever ask permission, just ask forgiveness.